- my friendship
how to win:
- read this
- you won
- please don’t leave me
a girl offered me a bagel with cream cheese once in exchange for me following her on tumblr
it was a good bagel
THE AMOUNT OF THINGS I HAVE TO DO AND I’M SITTING HERE REFRESHING MY FUCKING DASHBOARD OVER AND OVER AGAIN I HATE THIS FUCKING WEBSITE
when your fri ends say that their art isnt goo d
hanging out w/ friends:
people who reblogged this + tagged it “but replace naruto with ______” youre weak YOURE WEAK
i foudn the angriest looking fish in the world
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT THIS PIZZA WITHOUT MY DRINK?!
when someone stops talking to you and youre not sure what you did wrong
"you’re an adult now"
"you need to choose a career"
"you need to make your own doctor’s appointment"
"you need to slow down"
whenever i watch steam train:
me: wow this game looks good, i wonder if i can buy it on steam
Tali started livin the thief life young.
BONUS VOICES i did just for yooou guuuys
NnnnNNNNOOOOO TOO PRECIOUS
I could have used this information over the last 29 years of my god damn life
My mom taught me to pack like this and she gets mad when I come to visit and sees that I don’t use it.
I need to remember this for uniforms.
Oh my god, I am learning this ASAP. HOW DID I NOT KNOW OF THIS BEFORE?!