sexhaver:

i knew a dude in college who kept an old Smirnoff bottle full of water on his desk and would casually chug straight out of it in the middle of conversations with new people in order to establish dominance

mcgnarcal:

I always remember to bring my mini cow with me to the coffee shop for some fresh milk.

zitoisneato:

becausebirds:

Dine and dash.

Okay but that last gif though…

iguanamouth:

youre gonna look so godamn cool

butlerbookbinding:

girlgotmuscle:

lilinternetwarrior:

theidledrifter:

jane-b-nimbel:

thesanityclause:

youngmanandoldsoul:

“Killed 99 bears”
a fact that if actually accomplished, should be put on a tombstone.

My favorite part is “We hope he has gone to rest.” What, like… they weren’t sure? Maybe, if ever the bear uprising should start again, he would rise from the ground to finish what he started and slay that 100th bear?Was this man so powerful they are concerned he might not have decided to rest at all and is simply biding his time?

The bears made that tombstone.
A warning, and a prayer.
That he really, truely stays down.

This is too badass not to reblog.

#i had 99 problems and they were all bears so i fucking killed them

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The bear clerics used every ounce of ursine divine magic they had, and they still aren’t sure it was enough.

butlerbookbinding:

girlgotmuscle:

lilinternetwarrior:

theidledrifter:

jane-b-nimbel:

thesanityclause:

youngmanandoldsoul:

“Killed 99 bears”

a fact that if actually accomplished, should be put on a tombstone.

My favorite part is “We hope he has gone to rest.” What, like… they weren’t sure? Maybe, if ever the bear uprising should start again, he would rise from the ground to finish what he started and slay that 100th bear?

Was this man so powerful they are concerned he might not have decided to rest at all and is simply biding his time?

The bears made that tombstone.

A warning, and a prayer.

That he really, truely stays down.

This is too badass not to reblog.

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The bear clerics used every ounce of ursine divine magic they had, and they still aren’t sure it was enough.
acrispyhobo:

They finally did something with the back of the Majula monument…

acrispyhobo:

They finally did something with the back of the Majula monument…

rikitikitavi-tyan:

Happy B-Day, sweety :3

rikitikitavi-tyan:

Happy B-Day, sweety :3

ghettowarmachine:

moosesmeeses:

amazing

spongebob culture is real

buns-of-men:

sexhaver:

Dwarf Fortress bug fixes are a goldmine

How bug fixes should be.

mostlycatsmostly:

Esther’s Tree Explorations  (by aj 1982)

prettypinkandpunk:

One more because she is an angel

prettypinkandpunk:

One more because she is an angel

did-you-kno:

Source
tastefullyoffensive:

Video game store makes the most of their broken shutters. [x]

tastefullyoffensive:

Video game store makes the most of their broken shutters. [x]